"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian
Yeah, this doesn’t work. I’ve broken wrenches before when working.
Van Halen- Panama
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Maggie is Pikachu from Pokemon
Lisa is Mikasa from SNK
Bart is Naruto from Naruto
Homer is Zoro from One Piece
Marge is Rangiku from Bleach
Who is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?
Haku from Spirited Away
They’ve already done this joke before.
No matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)
Wolves in the Throne Room - Diadem of 12 Stars (Full Album)
He is respected throughout the Jedi Order for his insight as well as his warrior skill. He has become the hero of the next generation of Padawans; he is the Jedi their Masters hold up as a model. He is the being that the Council assigns to their most important missions. He is modest, centered, and always kind. He is the ultimate Jedi.
- Matthew Stover, Star Wars: Episode III, Revenge of the Sith